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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 110
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
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