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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 113

Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.""Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all dayI am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back""But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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