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I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walkingWhen i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
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