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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 114
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
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