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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 115
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
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