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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 112
COD. Also known as: Cause of Divorce
I wish I was a mind reader, so i could find out how you truly feel about me!
Snow... the only time 4 inches can make a girl excited.
There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever ♥
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
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