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I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
To me, you're perfect.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
I am who I am, if you don't like me... That's your problem. ;)
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
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