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Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
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