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I'm lazy and I know it
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
I JUST WANNA HUG YOU & SAY I LOVE YOU! ♥
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
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