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Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
My favorite number is #1
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.
...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
Babe if you were my homework , i'll do you all night
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
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