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"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer? OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...
~The Soul's Shadow~ There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ livingspeech.blogspot(dot)com~The Soul's Shadow~ There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ livingspeech.blogspot(dot)com
terpaksa harus sendiri....terpaksa harus sendiri....
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.
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