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Best Facebook status updates - October - Page 102
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
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