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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 116

Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
I ♥ chocolateI ♥ chocolate
people, people f**ked me up, man.people, people f**ked me up, man.
I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
If you don't love me,just leave ;)If you don't love me,just leave ;)
Study - the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.Study - the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Like if you DON'T smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~ Publish If u Smoke! :OOOLike if you DON'T smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~ Publish If u Smoke! :OOO
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodlei asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
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