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I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
COD. Also known as: Cause of Divorce COD. Also known as: Cause of Divorce
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missionsGetting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
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