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"Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few."
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
hey dude . your so cool
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
f**kin cold yo! >.<
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
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