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"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
"I need a drink or 12."
Having weird inside jokes with your friends
Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.
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