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Best Facebook status updates - October - Page 126
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
all we need is diet.
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
"I need a drink or 12."
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
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