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How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
-How did you know ?? - Im a girl i know everything.. ! - okeeeyy now the real reason ?? - facebook-How did you know ?? - Im a girl i know everything.. ! - okeeeyy now the real reason ?? - facebook
When I needed you most when I needed a friend, you let me down now like I let you down thenWhen I needed you most when I needed a friend, you let me down now like I let you down then
why my body vibrate when I see you ? because of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding Me to forget the past :Pwhy my body vibrate when I see you ? because of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding Me to forget the past :P
Sometimes i wish i could find my things on google.Sometimes i wish i could find my things on google.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
mmmm showering with your lover ;)mmmm showering with your lover ;)
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek onOnly a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =PI killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
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