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Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
People should fall in love with their eyes closed
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
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