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I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesusTaking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or painThe first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself.""I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit.""This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
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