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Before i go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that i would like to happen.
Loving how you and your best friends say something at the same time & laugh
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)
Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.
After "M"onday N "T"uesday Even The calendar Says WTF :D
They can say whatever, but they can not judge my feelings. I care about you, that's what matters.
Martial arts it's not the size of the man in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the man.
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