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Lets see what this can do !!!!
Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..<3<3<3
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
LIKE IF:I walk into a room, forget what I need, I walk out, and then remember.
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
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