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Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
That one `mood` when suddenly everything is funny & you can`t stop laughing.♥
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
Sometimes I delete a 'ha' from 'hahaha' because I think it's too much.
I like watching raindrops race across my window and silently cheer for them.
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