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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 134

It's ok if you want us to be just friends. With benefits. :P ;D 3:-)It's ok if you want us to be just friends. With benefits. :P ;D 3:-)
I am not looking for someone who'll catch the stars for me; I'm lookin for someone who'll watch the stars with me.I am not looking for someone who'll catch the stars for me; I'm lookin for someone who'll watch the stars with me.
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
Walking alone in search of lyf.........Walking alone in search of lyf.........
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing EmI Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing Em
Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!
At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
Urghh..! Its too irritating when you have 30 tabs open and you cant figure out from where the music is coming from... :DUrghh..! Its too irritating when you have 30 tabs open and you cant figure out from where the music is coming from... :D
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