Best Facebook status updates - August - Page 134
That moment when you're smelling your Tshirt to remember how she smells
The question is not "how many" or "why" - the question is "who" and "how" <3
I realized why you afraid to be with me. And, who is guilty? But I forgive you
Im a girl but i rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see" 
Waling alone in search of lyf.........Page:
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"