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Best Facebook status updates - October - Page 132
You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
That one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriend
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
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