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Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the timeMaking up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractorI come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
Getting guys drunk and taking advantage of themGetting guys drunk and taking advantage of them
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT""Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
When younger kids get into an argument with you. B*tch, I`m older than you. Bring it on.When younger kids get into an argument with you. B*tch, I`m older than you. Bring it on.
LIKE IF:I walk into a room, forget what I need, I walk out, and then remember.LIKE IF:I walk into a room, forget what I need, I walk out, and then remember.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I give up on you. Not because l don't care. lt's because you don't.I give up on you. Not because l don't care. lt's because you don't.
Dear Algebra, I'm tired of finding ur "X", accept the fact that she's gone.Dear Algebra, I'm tired of finding ur "X", accept the fact that she's gone.
Running for the bus, missing it, then pretending you didn't want it anyway.Running for the bus, missing it, then pretending you didn't want it anyway.
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