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Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Having weird inside jokes with your friends
What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Getting caught in those "Its not what it looks like" moments.
Getting guys drunk and taking advantage of them
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
Life is an adventure - dare it. Life is love - enjoy it. Life is a tragedy - face it. Life is a struggle - fight it. Life is a promise - fulfill it.
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