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Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
She is a good girl. She has a good heart. She is almost a virgin. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. She is pure as snow. And i am an unicorn.She is a good girl. She has a good heart. She is almost a virgin. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. She is pure as snow. And i am an unicorn.
Falling in ♥ is such an easy thing to do but there's no guarantee that the one you love, is gonna ♥ you~Falling in ♥ is such an easy thing to do but there's no guarantee that the one you love, is gonna ♥ you~
The question is not "how many" or "why" - the question is "who" and "how" <3The question is not "how many" or "why" - the question is "who" and "how" <3
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
You Are Never Too Old For A Disney MovieYou Are Never Too Old For A Disney Movie
Love me in the right way !Love me in the right way !
^ne joci peter vec od paris hilton^^ne joci peter vec od paris hilton^
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