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Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
I love people who keep a smile when they have every right to break down. :DI love people who keep a smile when they have every right to break down. :D
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
I dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting youI dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting you
I'm not material girl, and don't have to be, cause God gave me everything those looking for, and even more. Tnx God, God bless You too ;)))I'm not material girl, and don't have to be, cause God gave me everything those looking for, and even more. Tnx God, God bless You too ;)))
I don't get annoyed if you text me everyday, I think it's cute (:I don't get annoyed if you text me everyday, I think it's cute (:
Never worry about what someone has to say about you because while they are busy trying to destroy you, you are being exactly what they only wish they could be!Never worry about what someone has to say about you because while they are busy trying to destroy you, you are being exactly what they only wish they could be!
She is a good girl. She has a good heart. She is almost a virgin. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. She is pure as snow. And i am an unicorn.She is a good girl. She has a good heart. She is almost a virgin. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. She is pure as snow. And i am an unicorn.
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
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