Best Facebook status updates - July - Page 138
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see" 
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
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The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or painPage:
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"