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Best Facebook status updates - October - Page 137

When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fatJumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or painThe first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleepThose moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolismEating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
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