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"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked.""Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
I need to know: why you want to go in any case, with me or without me, when you love me? You can achieve with me much more in every aspect, on much easier way, in every way that we choose. I want to go with you, but do you realy want same, when I can not meet with you?I need to know: why you want to go in any case, with me or without me, when you love me? You can achieve with me much more in every aspect, on much easier way, in every way that we choose. I want to go with you, but do you realy want same, when I can not meet with you?
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive"."I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
Cheating on my Exam: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) ;DCheating on my Exam: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) ;D
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
I'm not material girl, and don't have to be, cause God gave me everything those looking for, and even more. Tnx God, God bless You too ;)))I'm not material girl, and don't have to be, cause God gave me everything those looking for, and even more. Tnx God, God bless You too ;)))
Loosing someone you have so many memories with is THE hardest thing ever.Loosing someone you have so many memories with is THE hardest thing ever.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
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