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When I first saw you my heart skipped a beat!! ♥! Lol jk, I have a cardiac arrhythmia... xP
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
Weridoooo ;D -yeah you ! :D
jst vjm da ti vjš da jst vjm da ti vjš da jst vjm..
You must: 1. Get sexy 2. Dump a bf/gf 3. Relax 4. Get drunk 5. And enjoy Because it is... SUMMER TIME !
wanna be starting something.........wanna be starting something......but how to ending...
Once a Cheater........Always a Cheater<3
I LOVE MY FRIEND
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