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My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
2011 please be better than 2010 :) ♥
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