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Best Facebook status updates - October - Page 77

Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standardsLove is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad.""Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* MwahhhhI LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do""Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
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