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I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Saljes pice, hvala lepi ne pijem ;)
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.
Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.
im bored n i miss him so much
just F**k this life......
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Single, sexy and ready to party! :)
Liars - people who are too much of a coward to tell the truth.
I Hate That Kid Who Reminds The Teacher About Tests Or Quizes
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