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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 80
Dont walk into my life if you intend to leave me.
People should fall in love with their eyes closed
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
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