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My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
That one `mood` when suddenly everything is funny & you can`t stop laughing.♥
Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sorry. Edward Cullen Won’t Be Your Boyfriend. He Doesn’t Exist.
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
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