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The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clueAT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
Finally letting go of the person who will never give you what you deserve .Finally letting go of the person who will never give you what you deserve .
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Girl : Why do you keep on following me?! Boy : Because when i was young, mom told me to follow my dreamsGirl : Why do you keep on following me?! Boy : Because when i was young, mom told me to follow my dreams
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