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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 84
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
Sometimes your friends can hurt you worse than any of your enemies could.
That random moment when you realize just how much you love someone..♥
Carrying in 10 shopping bags to avoid going twice.
I dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting you
I don't care who you are, if you hit me, I'm going to hit you back.
Saying oh! like you get it. But you still have no idea
I hate it when i sleep at someones house and wake up AGES before them.
"Only a vampire can love you forever". that is why I'm looking for one.
If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours.
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