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I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. ""Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn MonroeA wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
do it than talk^do it than talk^
We have NO friends in common ... so how the hell did You find me ??!!We have NO friends in common ... so how the hell did You find me ??!!
Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!
Never wanted it to be so cold... Just didn't drink enough to say you love me...Never wanted it to be so cold... Just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
berti upsSS i forget in start AL and it's gonna be ALBERTI :)berti upsSS i forget in start AL and it's gonna be ALBERTI :)
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
I miss u.... I need u ... More & More....each daY I luv u More than world ... can ever say ?! <3I miss u.... I need u ... More & More....each daY I luv u More than world ... can ever say ?! <3
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