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1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
Nemam zvučnike, pa šta? Ljubomorni gadovi!Nemam zvučnike, pa šta? Ljubomorni gadovi!
I didn't lose no-one,they lost me ..I didn't lose no-one,they lost me ..
hm..I'm kinda stuck in the moment..hm..I'm kinda stuck in the moment..
I used to be friendly with some people(they misused)..but I don't do this anymoreI used to be friendly with some people(they misused)..but I don't do this anymore
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to meI don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
mmmm showering with your lover ;)mmmm showering with your lover ;)
Just take it easy cause there is no stress <3 ;)Just take it easy cause there is no stress <3 ;)
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