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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 89
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
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