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Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
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