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She was my friend not my bff so if she is angry with me I don`t care about her
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
why my body vibrate when I see you ? cause of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding me to forget the past :P
Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!
sleeping better than being awake
Well this is incredible and f**ked up at the same time :D
if you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...
Guys with beards, mmmmmmm :)
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