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COD. Also known as: Cause of Divorce
I wish I was a mind reader, so i could find out how you truly feel about me!
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
Snow... the only time 4 inches can make a girl excited.
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
F**k it! I'll do it my way. And the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me. F**k it! (Christopher Miles from Skins)
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
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