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I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
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