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How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questionsDreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
Like if you love Annoying orange :)Like if you love Annoying orange :)
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.
.. 30 minute to Death !.. 30 minute to Death !
False friends are worse than open enemies”False friends are worse than open enemies”
why my body vibrate when I see you ? cause of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding me to forget the past :Pwhy my body vibrate when I see you ? cause of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding me to forget the past :P
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to meI don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
The school lacked a little ..... I can not wait to go to school ....The school lacked a little ..... I can not wait to go to school ....
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