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Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
Meowing at cats until they meow back
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
Being a free psychologist to your friends
Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened!
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
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