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"Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few."
Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..<3<3<3
you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
hey dude . your so cool
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.
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