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Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standardsLove is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permissionShooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like youNot wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Sometimes a hug can mean more than wordsSometimes a hug can mean more than words
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat.""Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
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