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Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
It seemed like such a good idea last night...
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
Those warm, almost summer days that put you in such a great mood ♥
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
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