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Having a heart attack when you realize you're sitting on your phone.
Sometimes I delete a 'ha' from 'hahaha' because I think it's too much.
Daydreaming of you doing something but you know that wont happen.
Smiling all day for no reason. :)
Doing something half asleep, then not remembering if it was real or a dream
Slapping your pockets to make sure you haven't lost anything.
Carrying in 10 shopping bags to avoid going twice.
I dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting you
I hate waking up from an awesome dream and forgetting what happened.
Replying to a text half asleep and not remember what you said
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