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Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
Unknown Drunken Injuries
You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text u back marry him.
Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect...
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not coming to my birthday party
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
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