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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 23
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
"Shut up, you love it"
Life's too short to remove usb safely
Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
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