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If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
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