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Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Being a free psychologist to your friends
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened!
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
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