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Guys who can cookGuys who can cook
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen''I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.
I want to. But I shouldn't. But I REALLY want to.I want to. But I shouldn't. But I REALLY want to.
Every time you look back, you miss out on something in front of youEvery time you look back, you miss out on something in front of you
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
Smiling all day for no reason. :)Smiling all day for no reason. :)
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