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I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
You can never "just be friends" with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will ALWAYS love them.You can never "just be friends" with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will ALWAYS love them.
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all dayI am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession. I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
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