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Get a life!!!Get a life!!!
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappedMen are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
F**k it! I'll do it my way. And the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me. F**k it! (Christopher Miles from Skins)F**k it! I'll do it my way. And the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me. F**k it! (Christopher Miles from Skins)
I miss you,you dumb a*s!I miss you,you dumb a*s!
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
What if I accidentally rape you?What if I accidentally rape you?
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!
if you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never wasif you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
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