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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 17
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
I text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phone
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
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