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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 16
As long as we've got time, then this ain't goodbye.! <333
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
Diplomacy is the art of making your enemies think they have won the war.
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
I Can. But I won't.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
Having inside jokes with yourself
That one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriend
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