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I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.
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